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pandanoi:

Finally! It’s a bit rushed, but I really wanted to try drawing something smutty ‘cause for some reason I always avoid it :_D Please, be gentle! “orz

I’m a bit embarrassed too, Eren.

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How I Imagine SnK Smut:

springer-relatable:

Oh I’m so fucking ready

*takes off ridiculously long boots*

*takes off socks*

so fucking ready

*takes off jacket*

*takes off skirt thing*

…hold… hold on….

*takes off all 3dmg*

*takes off belt 1*

*takes off belt 2*

almost…

*takes off belt 3*

*takes off belt 4*

just wait a second babe

*takes off belt 5*

*takes off jeans*

…ah…

*takes off shirt*

so fucking ready

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tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

nerdcredred:

This was undoubtedly the best one.

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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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frilllyknickers:

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

Aaaawwww

cinematicnomad:

crazyassmurdererwall:

scottthepilgrim:

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

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beauxbatonsacademy:

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

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ugh-l-y:

letourfatewritethewords:

weary—soul:

this was too fucking amazing to not reblog, so I made it black and white.

yes

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goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

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fr33kinmatt:

captcreate:

Pussy-blocked by her own son.

But is her son single is my question.

barebackinq:

drunktrophywife:

booche:

drunktrophywife:

booche:

drunktrophywife:

I love princess peach so much because daddy says I’m his princess and his little peach so when you put it together I’m his little princess peach ^^

yes baby you’re daddy’s little princess peach come sit in daddy’s lap i can be your bowser ;)

But I’m so scared of bowser daddy he’s a big meanie!!!!!!!

i know daddy bowser seems big and mean and scary but i promise you’ll love him once you get a taste ;)

Ok daddy anything to make you happy

Please love yourselves

voicelesschasm:

jughead keepin’ it real

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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