Finally! It’s a bit rushed, but I really wanted to try drawing something smutty ‘cause for some reason I always avoid it :_D Please, be gentle! “orz
I’m a bit embarrassed too, Eren.
Oh I’m so fucking ready
*takes off ridiculously long boots*
*takes off socks*
so fucking ready
*takes off jacket*
*takes off skirt thing*
…hold… hold on….
*takes off all 3dmg*
*takes off belt 1*
*takes off belt 2*
*takes off belt 3*
*takes off belt 4*
just wait a second babe
*takes off belt 5*
*takes off jeans*
*takes off shirt*
so fucking ready
what the fuck is this shit
release the penguins
are those ten fortes
I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.
EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
This was undoubtedly the best one.
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
this was too fucking amazing to not reblog, so I made it black and white.
this is a metaphor for my life
that poor fucking cat is so confused
after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat
Pussy-blocked by her own son.
But is her son single is my question.
I love princess peach so much because daddy says I’m his princess and his little peach so when you put it together I’m his little princess peach ^^
yes baby you’re daddy’s little princess peach come sit in daddy’s lap i can be your bowser ;)
But I’m so scared of bowser daddy he’s a big meanie!!!!!!!
i know daddy bowser seems big and mean and scary but i promise you’ll love him once you get a taste ;)
Ok daddy anything to make you happy
Please love yourselves
jughead keepin’ it real